  crazy chinese parents... they kept asking to see my teeth at dinner today ("just open your mouth and keep it open for 30 seconds!")... as if i didn't have teeth all along. and my dad (or so he's deluded himself into thinking) gave my mom the idea to sneak into my room while i'm sleeping (nobody... understand? NOBODY disturbs me during that precious time) and pry open my mouth to marvel at my teeth... *shudders thinking of what their parents did to them when they were my age...* 
