  ahh geezus... you are supposed to "happly oblige" whenever someone offers you a jelly belly... but no no no ... mr. garber wants to avoid anything i give him apparently and the resentment continues.
i brought home that jar and my parents are once again aghast at my senseless spending. my dad thinks that all the jelly beans taste the same... so we made him close his eyes and try to guess which ones were which. he didn't get any correct. i couldn't even tell which were which. even though they gave you a color key and such, the markings on the beans were quite obscure and there are like 10 kinds that are all orange!!!
how am i supposed to tell the difference between an orange juice and a tangerine?!?! i cannot believe that old navy's childrens size 16 is too big for you! haha you need to like bulk up majorly! j/k i love you just the way you are!!! *hugs&kisses* (oh gawd there's me and my bi thing again. hahaha) btw: bertie bott's every flavor beans are made by jelly belly. i wonder if they did anything to the vomit flavored ones so that ppl will actually eat them? 
