  Driving to school one morning, I found myself stopped at a light behind the most pathetic, rusted-out, beat-up, 1970s-era Caprice. It was missing paint, the bumper was rusted out and hanging down at an angle, and it looked like several windows might have been replaced with saran wrap and duck tape.
On the bumper was a sticker that said in bright yellow letting, " Don't be fooled by my car-- my reward is in Heaven. " That kept me laughing for the rest of the day. Oh, sweet irony. I guess God's hangin on to the keys to the Porsche for awhile, huh? 
