  Florida and I like to think of the most obnoxious gunneresque things to say. Gunners inspire us. For example, before finals started one of our classmates (who, incidentally, has taken to bragging about his high IQ lately) told a group of people, "Oh, I'm done studying. I'm just going to take it easy before finals, maybe do a practice exam or two. " All during finals, Florida and I would tell each other, "Um, actually? I finished studying already.
Yeah, I'm just going to hang out, do some lines off a stripper, maybe do a practice exam. I don't know-- I don't know if I'll actually have time. " "Well, actually, Larry, I finished studying last year. I've just been hanging out in 1L classes this year because I'm so brilliant. " The writing competition is ripe for gunneresque obnoxiousness. Which explains the very urlLink Wings and Vodka -like conversation we had last night over IM: Florida : Have you started writing?
Me : I did the bluebooking thing. Florida : Me too. I'll start writing on Sunday night around 2am. Me : Awesome! Florida : Actually, Larry, I'm done with my paper. I worked on it all day yesterday and today.
I just didn't want to seem dorky. Me : Oh, whatEVER, Florida, I finished mine on Saturday night after they handed it out. It's perfect in every way. Florida : I actually made law review already. Me : I made it last year. I was born on law review.
I have a birthmark in the shape of "Law Quarterly. " Florida : I'm hoping to get on Rally's Journal of Law and French Fries. Me : Florida, I don't want to crush your dreams or anything, but maybe you should reconsider and preference the Dairy Queen Daily. 
