  Amusement for you: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: “The Party interfered in everything, from his thinking and his writing to his private life.” 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? A printed email regarding a report coming out today.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? purposefully? Local Fox morning News. 4: WITHOUT LOOKING: huh? 10:20?
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 11:41 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Mix 107.3, the din of traffic, a bus, ac vents and my typing. 7. When did you last step outside?
What were you doing? On my way to work, I was outside. Gathered food for lunch in the process. 8. Before you came to this Web site, what did you look at? my own blog (where most my links at).
Wait, this is on my blog now. The American Idol stuff (Yay Fantasia!). 9. What are you wearing? Knee length beige dress, glasses, tevas 10. Did you dream last night?
Haha, yes, I dreamt I was wandering around DC in search of improv class, being followed by a homeless man who wanted to sleep with me, cut down a fence near a creek bank to leave the abandoned house where the guy and some other friends had taken up staying in, looked for a metro entrance, wandered upon clothing store in an old house, which had a XXX section, which lead to me shopping for a dildo at a place with better selection. 11. When did you last laugh? Phony laugh this morning as I try to sound jovial with coworkers. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
In front of me: Bulletin board, calendar, far side cartoons, publication schedule, AAAS poster. To my left, metal mobil gas sign with a red winged horse, postcard, two old cards, a primitive reproduction of a shark drawing, a horse shoe over the door, and several post-it notes detailing my whereabouts. Behind me: another, smaller bulletin board, an NASW membership certificate, and an experts database reference page. To my right: it’s a window, so that doesn’t count. 13: Seen anything weird lately? Smooshed cicada bodies, half eaten cicada carcasses, a website saying “Bush is Lord,” and an unattractive nymphomaniac with the bloody “favorite bits” from her lover whom she accidentally strangled while having sex (movie, not news).
14: What is the last film you saw? In the Realm of the Senses 16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Insurance. 17: Tell me something about you that I don't know. That depends on who “you” are. Contact me if you really want to know.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I’d make people have enough fucking sense that stupid actions/behaviors/etc would be highly reduced. 19: Do you like to dance? Yes. 20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney? Good grief no.
Cheney’s frigid. 21a: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Catherine 21b: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? Tod 22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. 
