  Well, the Pistons won. I personally don't care because I really don't give a damn about the Lakers [GO MAVS], but Platypus does. So, without further ado, the ensuing conversation between Platypus (bball tofu pig) and myself (idiotspeaks): idiot speaks: Man, that sucks.
idiot speaks: You want a consolation cookie? bball tofu pig: Yes please. idiot speaks: [hands a consolation cookie] bball tofu pig: [takes] bball tofu pig: [chomps] bball tofu pig: [wants more] idiot speaks: [hands entire ton] bball tofu pig: [MORE] idiot speaks: O.O;! [hands even more] bball tofu pig: [wants MORE] bball tofu pig: [wants enough to fill the state of Texas] idiot speaks: I thought you didn't LIKE Texas.
bball tofu pig: No I don't. bball tofu pig: That's why I wanted MORE. bball tofu pig: To OVERRUN Texas. idiot speaks: Why TEXAS? bball tofu pig: Becuase. idiot speaks: THEMAVSAREATEXASTEAM,DAMNIT. bball tofu pig: Manu Ginobli. idiot speaks: What about Nash? bball tofu pig: I love him. bball tofu pig: He's a Canadian., bball tofu pig: He will therefore be IMMUNE. idiot speaks: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallas. bball tofu pig: Dallas will be immune. bball tofu pig: Well, not the Cowboys team.
bball tofu pig: No no no no no . idiot speaks: ;. ; You'd hurt the MAVS? idiot speaks: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. ;. ; bball tofu pig: I SAID THEY WOULD BE IMMUNE, GODDAMMIT. idiot speaks: HOW can you possibly destroy all of Texas EXCEPT Dallas? bball tofu pig: I will grant them IMMUNITY. bball tofu pig: Via my SPECIAL POWERS. idiot speaks: And why the hell don't you squish wherever the bleep the Pistons are from? bball tofu pig: Detroit? idiot speaks: Michigan. idiot speaks: Whatever. bball tofu pig: No no no I'm waiting for the parade/ bball tofu pig: There's timing involved, yousee.
idiot speaks: The... parade...? bball tofu pig: Yeah. bball tofu pig: OMFG you dunno about the PARADE? bball tofu pig: there's ALWAYS a parade. idiot speaks: Oh. You'll squish them then? bball tofu pig: When they's all rallied together... idiot speaks: COOL Can I watch? bball tofu pig: STupids. bball tofu pig: Yes. idiot speaks: YAAAAAY! bball tofu pig: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! bball tofu pig: I know! idiot speaks: Concerning your special powers... I thought you had the power to randomly create pie. bball tofu pig: Yes.
idiot speaks: What does that have to do with granting Dallas immunity? bball tofu pig: Well it was more targeted toward creating pies to throw at people. bball tofu pig: I will create and immunity pie and throw it and drape it over the city of Dallas. bball tofu pig: an* idiot speaks: What about MY power, hm>' idiot speaks: *? bball tofu pig: Keke. bball tofu pig: I forgot about your power. bball tofu pig: What exactly was it? bball tofu pig: :-d idiot speaks: >>; To spontaneously combust on sight bball tofu pig: OH THAT'S RIGHT. bball tofu pig: Well I guess I'll just sic you on Detroit. bball tofu pig: During their parade.
idiot speaks: BUT I'LL BE SMASHED BY THE COOKIES. bball tofu pig: I'll grant you immunity first. bball tofu pig: Hmmm *creates everlasting immunity pie* bball tofu pig: *throws at Elfie* bball tofu pig: VOILA! idiot speaks: Bwahahhaa. Well, thassit. I also spent eighty bucks at Barnes and Noble, but that's not the point. 
