  Bobo has run out of beer and since DC liquor stores close at 10pm that would sound bad...but as luck would have it complete_and_utter_moron and his fiancee gave bobo a bottle of Apfelkorn for x-mas. 'Drink me' Apfelkorn say. 'Ok' bobo say. 'mmmmm....appely' bobo say. 'you stupid bobo' apfelkorn say. 
