  Street Cred Quiz(special thanks to lady green for coming up with some of the questions, and the idea! ) Give yourself 1 point for every yes that you answer. Add them up at the end and see how you fair. Don't forget the extra points thrown in the mix. 1. have you ever spent the night in jail? 2.
Are you a prostitute with a heart of gold? 3. Have you ever searched your couch for change to buy a forty? 4. Have you ever known anyone who has overdosed on heroin? 5.
Have you searched all the faucets in your apartment for screens for your pipe? 6. Have you ever been in a fistfight? 7. have you ever been forcibly removed from an establishment? 8. Have you ever drank MadDog, Nightrain or Alize?
\\extra point: if you drank it before 10AM 9. Have you ever had a gun pulled on you? 10. Have you ever hitch hiked? 11. Have you ever lost/won more than 20 bucks in a dice game?
12. Are gold fronts an acceptable form of dental repair? 13. Have you ever urinated on a busy city street? 14. Does the term 'Dank Nuggs' make your heart race?
15. Have you ever ridden the 'Night Bus'? 16. Have you ever been to a 'BDSM' party? 17. Have you ever funneled two or more beers at once (sorry pansies but anyone can funnel a single)?
18. Have you ever paid 25 cents or less for a draft beer? 19. Do you carry any of the following: knife, gun, taser, car antena, bludgeoning object? \\extra point: if you've used it 20. Have you ever smoked out of a corn-cob pipe?
21. Is 40oz. Better than 12oz.? 22. Do the butter knives in your kitchen have scorch marks? 23.
Have you ever puked while still inside in a bar/restaurant? \\extra point: if you left without cleaning it up 24. Have you ever passed out on a bar stool? \\extra point: if you fell off of it and failed to wake 25. Can you roll your own? 26.
Do you have a parole officer? 27. Do you know what a speedball is? \\extra point: if you’ve done one 28. Jagermeister, does it taste like another? 28 points or higher - my nigga, you got more street cred than P. Diddy.
22-27 points - keep up the pimpin' brother man 16-21 points - you better start dancin' for quarters Poi belly 9-15 points - Bitch, you don’t smell what the Rock's cookin 0-8 points - stay outta the city white bread 
