  the 'rents This is my dad: {ring} Me: Hello? Lil Bro : S'up! Me: Dude! How was Vegas?? Lil Bro : Splendid! Your Dad says 'Hi' Me: How's the Pops? Lil Bro : Good. He's got a new girlfriend Me: MmmHmm [news, but not surprising] Lil Bro : Rich, lives in vegas. Cute. Me: MmmHmm [news, but not surprising] Lil Bro : Did he tell you about the vette? Me: Nope. Lil Bro : He got a 'vette. Me: MmmHmm [news, but not surprising] Lil Bro : Oh... and he was talking about his will and stuff.
Me: [Long pause] Daddy? Lil Bro : Yeah. Me: Your Dad? Lil Bro : Yup. Me: has a will ?? Lil Bro : Yeah, we were talking about his will and where he wants to be buried and stuff. On our way to the gym. Me: [needing to sit down] Your Dad went to the gym ? Lil Bro : Yeah. Me: [Long Pause] Lil Bro : I know. This is my mom: Lil Bro : Your mom got a new car. Me: Cool. What's it look like? Lil Bro : Just say it's purple.
When you see her, it's purple. Me: It's purple? Lil Bro : No. it's kind of blue. Me: [Long Pause] Lil Bro : But tell her it looks purple. And mid -sized. It's a purple, mid-sized car. Me: k. {click} {ring} Big Brother : Hel-lo? Me: hey. Big Brother : Hey, Little sis, what's up? Me: I heard Mom got a new car Big Brother : Yeah. when you see it, tell her it's purple... 
