  Mood: Pleasantly bored Music: Portishead - Sour Times I helped little bro #1 move into his dorm Wednesday.
Here's a recap of that hellacious day. Awake at 6 a.m. (after being asleep for 3 total hours) to shower and pack my car up. 7 a.m. we head to his campus arrive just in time to score a free breakfast in the dining hall and we are then quickly ushered to orientation. Hour upon endless hour they talk about the most useless crap. Fun. Then they decide that it is a fantastic time of day to take the campus tour.
We are in SOUTH FLORIDA and it is 2 p.m., which as many of you know, is PEAK HEAT . So here we are dragging our tortured minds across this damn campus, up stairs, around the same buildings until we all have nice blisters on our feet. Now it is 5 p.m. and the dorms open up to let students move in. Oh my day just got a world better. Now I have to carry over-packed boxes up 2 flights of stairs *with blisters on my feet* into a urine-scented hall.
So as I walk into the hall I make a small comment, quite softly to my brother "It smells like piss in here. " So this bitch orientation leader, who is at most 19, comes over and says "Well, this is a college dormitory and in college this is what we live in. " RIGHT. I reply "oh really, well when I lived in my dorm 3 years ago it didn't smell like piss and it was a condemned building. " Anyhow, now I am back in town and quite relieved to have some quiet time after this past week. 
