  You know what, I've decided this whole humour thing is beyond me. Apparently being obnoxious, moronic and depraved is quite the funniest thing in life. Anyone who gets a little tired of it all is obviously far too stuffy and serious and has their head stuffed up their rear end. Fine. I just get really tired of laughing at people all the time, y'know? There has to be some other way to get a laugh. 
