  Ravi's Alanis spoof in all it's uncut, unsent glory: Unsent Dear Terrance, I love you muchly. You were the femme and i was the butch-ly You've been nothing but open hearted, you were lesbian and i got you out the closet, but do you regret taking a stand when you want to piss Now that i've left you with a clitoris?
Dear Marcus We could have gone all the way If you hadn't started thinking i was a guy and gay my moustache didn't help; and your savoir faire Withered when I said I thought Baudelaire was a brand of after smoke mints Dear Huan you were a sick motherfucker but i forgive you like i do every lover cause i've had so few and one can't be too choosy and gets overwhelmingly grateful to any floosy that's willing to place its dick on the line Dear Lou, we learned so much.
I realize you won't be able to talk for some time, like forever - since i slit your throat and sat by watching you bleed like a goat And like i was a Muslim and this was Bakri-Id I will always have your back and a few body parts, i always thought it'd be great to suck you off when there was nothing forthcumming 
