  OK, here we go. I copied this. History of the World, Part I: .. What's yo' name, kid? Tim .. Look down. Are you male or female? Male.
Wait....yep, male. .. How many years have you graced us with your presence? a few months short of 18 years .. Ever been held back in school? well, my mom kept me home an extra year before kindergarten, but that doesn't really count. ..
Ever been moved ahead a grade? no, but sometimes I kinda wanted to .. Would you call your hometown a big city or a small town? ummm....medium. Not as big as where I live now, but by no means small Who's Got The Look: .. Do you consider yourself attractive? depends on the day; somedays yes, most days no. I like to think that even though I'm not really much to look at, I have an attractive-ish (I made an adjective into an adjective) personality.
.. Are you tall/average/short? average compared to others, short compared to most my family .. Would you ever get plastic surgery? depends on the situation I guess, but never for pure vanity's sake .. Would you if someone else paid for it? again, it depends .. Are you happy with the way you look? kinda, I wish I were in better shape though Now That's Good Eatin': .. Do you drink milk? yes.
I like it. .. Could you be a vegetarian? I COULD be, I guess .. Have you ever tried being vegetarian? no, but I've been thinking of trying it for a week kind of as a self-discipline exercise Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forbearance: .. Do you think you're capable of murder? Um, I want to say no, but I might be. It really depends on the situation.
I've done stuff when I'm angry that I'd rather not admit. Not in cold-blood though, I could never kill anyone in cold-blood. .. Do you always wear a seat belt? always, it's a habit .. Are you Catholic? no .. Have you ever shoplifted? I think I took a marble when I was real little, but now I'm not even sure if I did or not .. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
no..eww .. Ever smoked pot? never .. Ever done any other drugs? nope .. Ever drank enough alcohol to be drunk?
I don't drink .. On more than one occasion? nope .. Are you a virgin? weeeeelllllllll.....yes Compute This! .. Do you actually know html? I'm very rusty, but yes .. Do you use AOL? no, but my family did until very recently .. Do you know more that 5 ways to make a little happy face out of punctuation and letters?
of course! ;-) :-D 8-) :-P ;-* .. Ever downloaded illegal mp3's? I wouldn't be a digital pirate if I hadn't (arrrggghh, ahoy matey) I'm OK, and Darn It, People Like Me: .. Do you trust people? yes, perhaps too much .. Do you get along with people? I like to think so ..
Ever gotten into a physical fight? ...yeah .. Did you start it? I don't remember...either way, I'm not proud of it. .. Ever gotten a swirlee? hehehe, no .. What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
Ummm...when someone hinted at wanting a relationship with me. I don't even think that counts though .. Are you currently in a relationship? not for real, plenty of joke relationships (ahh...my dear Joe) .. Are you in love? .............................................................I don't know .. Do they love you back? I have no idea. All of These Clothes and Nothing To Wear!
.. Do you wear brand name clothing? uh, yeah... .. Do you wear it because it's brand name? not at all .. Then why do you wear it? because it's comfy and I think it looks cool (but I won't sacrifice comfort for cool) .. Do you know how to tie a tie? a half-windsor, I used to know the full windsor (double windsor? ), but I forgot .. A bow tie?
no .. Ever gone anywhere with no underwear? um, I think I did once in like kindergarten .. How about to church with no underwear? not that I recall .. Do you wear jewelry? a watch and a wristband, but I don't think of it as jewelry, really .. When you take off your shoes, do you untie them?
I wear sandals, so no .. What's your favorite color? almost any shade of blue .. What's your favorite holiday? Christmas, because there's just that jolly air to everything .. Have you ever thought seriously about committing suicide? yeah (I'd never do it though), but who hasn't at some point? .. Have you ever tried to commit suicide? nope .. Would you ever bungee jump?
yeah, I have before; it's really fun .. Sky dive? yeah, sure, why not? .. What are you worried about right now? school, social life, worried about making the high school memories that it seems everyone is supposed to have. 
