  gahahaha. got this off gabriel's bloggah. it si 1x funny lo. read it. kEKEKEKKEEKKE L0rd of teh Ringz0r F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday] Merry: "Omg, I pwn" Pippin: "Sif, I pwn" **Rocket goes off Gandalf: "Pwned! " Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos" Bilbo has left the server Frodo: "wtf!?
" [later, in Bag End] Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo" Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious! " Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!! " Bilbo: "ok" Gandalf has logged on as admin Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire **Later Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo! " **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring! " Frodo: "wtf?
" Gandalf has logged on as admin Frodo has been kicked from The Shire Sam has been kicked from The Shire [At Isengard] Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y! " Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob! " Gandalf: "wtf?! " Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo! " Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet" **Sarumon beats the sh*t out of Gandalf Saruman: "Pwned!
" [on the road to Bree] Merry: "look foos, shrooms! " Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms! " Frodo: "Ph34r! " Sam: "Shrooms! " Frodo: "PH34R!1!1" **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!
" [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony] **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips Frodo has left the server Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd" Aragorn: "OMG, noobz" [at Weathertop] Merry: "Mmm, shrooms! " **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!! Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz" **the black riders attack Merry: "OMG!!! " Sam: "O.M.G!! !11" Pippin: "plz" Frodo has left the server **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "wtf...
hax! " **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!! " Merry: "LOLOL flamed! " [on the road to Rivendell] Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen! " **Arwen rides up Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?
" Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo? " Sam: "teh leet Hax0r " Arwen: "Firewall? " **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell. Arwen: "PH34R!!
My dad pwns urs! " **nazgul start to cross Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1! " **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away Warning: Connection Problems Detected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected Arwen: "Pwnt" [at the Council of Elrond] Gimli: "dwarves pwn! " Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn! " Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn! " Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!
" **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all! " **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters Elrond: "**sigh, noob" [Frodo meets up with Bilbo] Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief! " Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn! " Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r? " **Frodo shows ***** the One Ring Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you! " Frodo: "sif!
" Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril" [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell] **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx! " Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS" **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1! !1" Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria? " Gimli votes to change map to Moria Votes 4 of 4 required Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!
" [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria] Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough? " **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks! Frodo: "OMG! ph34r! " Boromir: "GL HF" Aragorn [broadsword] guardian Legolas [arrow] guardian Gandalf: "gg" [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria] Gimli: "OMG!!!!
PWNED! " **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues! " **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well Gandalf: "OMG! noob! " Merry: "d'oh" **The fellowship hears the ork drums Boromir: "wtf? " Aragorn: "wtf?
" Frodo: "..." Gandalf: "Oh ffs >. **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come Boromir: "TEAMS FFS! " Aragorn [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli [axe] ork ork: "OMG! h4x! " Gimli: "pwned"! Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas: "lol!!
" Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli: "Foos! " Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "ffs, wallhax! " **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors Gandalf: "Oh ffs! " Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss! " Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet! " **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo Sam: "OMG!
" Gandalf: "OMG! " Aragorn: "omg, pwn! " **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head Legolas [arrow] cavetroll Ork: "OMG! PWNED! " Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs" **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks Boromir: "FFS!
Teams, foos! " **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss! " Gandalf: "OMG! " **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows. Legolas: "LOL, noobs.
Chex0r this out!1! " Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "AIMBOT! " ork: "turn it off! " Legolas: "lolol! " **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog Gandalf: "joo shall not pass! " Balrog: "wtf?
" Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS! " Balrog: "Sif, noob" **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED! " Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf! " **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf Gandalf: "D'oh" Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!
" Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly! " **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass Gandalf has left the server Balrog has disconnected [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien] **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet! " Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r? " Galadriel: "omgplz!
SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1" [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river] Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them! " uruk hai: "leet! " [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp] **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss! " Frodo: "Sif, foo.
Punkbuster will pwn joo! " Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers" Frodo: "STFU noob" Frodo has left the server Boromir: "wtf! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat! " **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!! " Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Boromir: "f*cking campers" **Aragorn comes across the battle Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob!
plz! " Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn! " Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn! " **Aragorn goes to Boromir Boromir: "Damn lag! " Warning: Connection problems detected Boromir has disconnected Aragorn: "FFS! " [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat.
Sam 'sees' him] Sam: "Frodo! plz! Invisibility h4x! " Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD! " Sam: "Sif! " Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!
" End. 
