  Happy New Year! Last night was the gayest and best new years i've ever had. Started the night at Greg's for Fatherfucker. When I arrived, urlLink Laura was perched on top of a couch and screaming out "SARAH!!!!!!!! " She pretty much played Paul Revere the whole night and instead of saying "The British are coming!
" she declared "The hipsters are coming! " I asked her to be my new years kiss, and so she was. No tongue tho. I then made out with Electro Greg and an apparently bi-sexual guy named Jonathan with a Norwegian haircut. I also found a picture of Kate Moss, cut out her mouth, and went around with my lips in place of hers asking people if they wanted to kiss Kate. Then i went to DJ at Don Hills and the place was packed. My first song was "Ice Ice Baby. " I made out a bit more with other boys. Maybe some of them were gay. I'm not sure. I think i'm gonna make buttons that say "I made out with Ultragrrrl.
" Anyway, throughout the night about 1100 people showed up to Don Hills, so thank you so much if you were one of them! I got home at about 8am. Walked my blind dog and then went to sleep. Now I just have to wait a few more hours until "World Idol" is on. I I know i left out a lot of stuff. My head is broken today. 
