  It's so nice to be back at work, really it is. My Co-Workers and friends missed me and before I sat at my desk I was filled in on the juicy gossip of the weekend.
My main stop was J's desk and she had the kicker of the day, ok maybe the week. She tells me that she stopped by a bar over the weekend and saw Top Hat (the married biker dude), they chatted abit about how he should have told me he was married, how he never hid the fact, etc, etc, etc. Then he says, oh, your friend, yeah, "what's her name? " My oh my, I guess he blew his brains out as well, when he Ejacked in his pants. As for "ol' what's her name" here, she is over it and movin on.....next! 
