  you know what the wosrt part about pop-up things on your computer are? you actually think youve won something. well i dont know if YOU do, but i sure as hell do. the one i got today said i won £800 to travel to america.
now, i dont know about you but, for me, that would be incredibly useful. i really wanted to click it but i was too scared that the smiling sun was going to turn into naked lesbian porn and as i am in the school computer lab i didnt feel secure enough to deal with getting porn off my screen before some one important/ hot / anyone at all saw. i have two of my finals tomorrow--which is insane that half my grades for the entire year will be decided in a matter of seven hours. i cant believe its almost over. i want to take these exams so bad. i cant wait to show these brits how freaking smart i am (please dont make me eat these words if i fail and have to go back to tulane). how dumb is it that they only take one test per course the whole year. dumb, really dumb. its pretty hot here, like 78 and its so funny because my school is all losers and the weather is soooo perfect but everyone is miserable and just says "man, i hate this weather".
they dont actually hate it--they hate that they know theyll be in the library for 7 million hours and never see the sun ever again. since i am ultra fat right now because there is something the matter with my body (whether it be hormones or my stomach...yet to be determined) i am waking up at 545 to run and you know what they sun beats me! the sun comes up here at 5 and doesnt go down til 930. this is weird too. because i go to bed at 930. that sun, its out to get me. i dotn want to study anymore. i am done studying. i quit. until tomorrow. all i want to do is go home and watch tv--theres a slight problem though--british tv sucks balls and i only get to pick ....OOOOOH theres nmy bus crush (i think hes definitley gay though)...get to pick between crappy show A or this show is ultra lame B. and then i check my email over and over and over again to see if anything has come.
no, nothing comes, so i check the blog and may i say HATS OFF TO THE SUMMER BLOGGING. i am impressed ok, i feel guilty for not reading about economics so i must go but let me give some words of advice before i go ( i am wise beyond my years) betsy, quit hating your coach. true, hes an asshole ---whatever, get over it. most people are. this is how you deal. dont be an ice queen.
you dont have to be a suck up either. kill him wtih kindness, you BYEBYE BUS CRUSH....all you do is smile alot and answer everythig enthusiatically. you dont have to go out of your way to say anything to him but dont go out of your way to be an ass. plus if youre really nice, youll confuse the hell out him. anawkward situations are always fun.
sack up girlfriend...if you want to play, PLAY THE GAMES. thats what its all about (dooooo the hokey pokey, doooooo the hokey pokey) dena. can we swim at klein when i come home--i warning you i look like a whale. a beluga whale. theyre the coolest. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay for sea world and the best spring break EVER. i cant wait to see all you jokers. and before i go...I AM SO FUCKING SMART. (Sorry for the profanity but it had to be said, and it needed to be said before tomorrows blog when i say how badly i failed my exams) out 
