  HOLLA Well, it's nice to see people blogging again...I was worried for a second. Sorry yall are so busy...Heather how's your bar coming??
I hope yall get that done. And Sue...what the hell? You said last week that you had something important to say but you never told us. Bullshit!! I've been looking forward to it. Well, our classes are over which is awesome...I love having so much free time, b/c it means I can work more so I can make more so I can save up for everything.
This is what I figure...and this is the nice thing about having divorced parents...you get two sets of presents for Christmas/birthday. Anyway, I figure I'm gonna stop asking for presents and start asking for money to pay for things. The sucky thing is that since my birthday is so close to Christmas that I probably won't get as much money as if it was not close to Christmas.
Anyway... So Martel hosted the end of classes party as we do every year b/c we are by far the best college. At least the best party college b/c our rooms are constructed so it doesn't feel really crowded even if there's a ton of people there. And there was b/c we rule. We were hosting a few of the kegs in our room. The party was really fun. I prank called/ drunk dialed a bunch of peoples' friends b/c that's my thing but I can't use my own phone b/c I don't have one.
And I don't mean to brag, but yes I do...I'm the best prank caller ever. EVER! And then Becky and Tessa (teammates) drew penises on my face with eyeliner. And then Tessa peed in my shower b/c someone was in the bathroom at the time. What an asswipe. Actually I love the girl and claimed her as my freshman b/c she's an obnoxious drunk...she reminds me of myself... Yeah so I didn't really care that Tessa peed in the shower except that she started a trend and everyone started pissin in the shower.
By the end of the night, I walked in on this jackass football player who looks like Rodney Dangerfield just sprayin away in my shower. I asked calmly, "could you wash that out before you go? " And he slurred, "you know I wassssssn't the firsssssst to do it..." and I replied, "that's wonderful, but could you still wash it out so there's not dried urine all over my shower tomorrow morning? Thanks. " I think he failed to do so. It still smells awful, and I febreezed it. I hate Rodney Dangerfield. This weekend I had to drive all over Houston b/c we had to watch a bunch of practices for the team we're playing for this summer...the Houston Stars.
It was a pain in the ass, but I'm starting to get excited about it. I mean we get to travel to cool places and play good teams (or so we've been told), and we get to play soccer all summer, which will be good preparation for next season. Yesterday our team got together at Vanessa's house (another teammate). Her dad makes really good steaks.
I'll even say they were excellent. I heart team get-togethers. We're fun. We were talking about what we're gonna do for freshman initiation. I really like one of the ideas. This one girl on our team, Callye, is an excellent speed-skater, and she said she had enough speed skating uniforms for the eight freshmen coming in next year. So the idea is to dress them up in these spandex outfits, which by the way are pretty small and hilarious looking with zippers in the front and shit like that, make them wear those big sunglasses that speed skaters wear, and helmets, and walk around all day as if they were speed skating (you know, hunched over, left arm behind their backs, and their right arms swinging fervently from side to side).
And if we catch them during the day not "speed skating" we get to throw something at their faces. That's one day. I think we're gonna make it a week. Another idea is to make them wear normal clothes to class, but make them wear swimming caps and goggles.
I like that one too. I think it'll be a fun week. 
