  Something is missing from this blog.... oooooh yeah.... MEEEEE! I have been in Austin for the past 3-4 days.... actually not really but I havent been home the past 3-4 days. DID YOU MISS ME?!?!? ... I know dena did because she whined like a little biiioootch. (Dena why would i invite YOU to someone ELSES lakehouse?!?!?!
) ANYWAY! My first instict was to write at least 15 paragraphs decribing my elaborate adventures since the last time I posted. But i dont want to type that much and im guessing yall wont want to read it. SO ill try and sum it up as much as I can. Monday- ran... blah blah blah.... ate ..... Then bets came over and we wanted to do crafts so we went to michaels and wal-mart to buy stuff. My rents were returning from their cruise that night.
We dropped Bri off at her softball practice before we went to the store and figured she wouldnt be done till 10. Soo, we decided, after the store, to go stop by Sue's to visit her mama. we said "Quick Visit" .... and it was NOT a quick visit. haha. See, Sue's mom is a super baller and right when she opened the door and saw us she started screaming and laughing and she was really excited. Basically after 30 sec of being there she had already pulled out every alcoholic beverage she owned and asked what we wanted.
After drinking and pouring out OLD baileys that tasted like dirt and vodka, she made us martini's. I am thinking she put 10 PARTS vodka and 1 part blue rasberry, it was STRONG. It took me about an hour to drink half of the glass because everytime i took a sip my face would crinkle up and I almost gagged. I guess i dont drink enough. Anyway we stayed there at least an Hour and then i got a call from the lil sis "Yall forgot to pick me up" .... oops we were all tipsy (or drunk... DENA) and we completely forgot to get her. ha ha.
My parents got home in time for the call from brianna so she got home safely. Then we did crafts. Tues night i played homerun derby on MVP Baseball. I was A-Rod. He kicks ass. I hit 545 feet.
Im really cool. SO wednesday i went to Lake Travis to stay at Angela's lakehouse. I drove my own car because i was supposed to come back early to work the track meet today... BUT DENA DECIDED TO STEAL MY JOB and not tell me about it... therefor i wasted 50 dollars on gas. Thanks a lot! Anyway.... so i drove 211 miles alone and jammed out to my new mix cd.
Lots of Mean Girls soundtrack and hoobastank. We got to the lakehouse and went to the water right away. First we did the waverunners. I have never been on a waverunner before... and angela drove and i had to sit behind her and hold on to he lifejacket. She decided it would be funny to drive really crazy (50 mph) and try and make me wipe out because she knew i was scared. Luckily we never did.
That night we went to the pool (it was freezing) and i tried to teach angela me dena and heathers REALLY SEXY HOTT synchronized swimming dance... but it just didnt work out. Next day we got on the boat and floated around and ate lunch in a cove. Then i TRIED driving a waverunner myself... but i was REALY bad at it.... like REALLY bad. So i let jessie (a girl with us) drive, once again i was stuck with my life in someone elses hands. So we were on the waverunner for about 20 minutes and we pass this REALLY BIG BOAT and it left a huge wake. Me and Jessie were going about 45 mph and we hit this wave that looked really high (maybe 100 FEET... lol)... yeah WE FLEEEEEW IN THE AIR.
my legs were above my head and i was barely holding on to her life vest with one finger ... the wave runner got some good air too. Somehow we landed back on the waverunner and we both looked at eachother wondering how the hell we were still alive. It was freaky. My crotch hurts. The rest of my time at Lake travis we just hung out ... ate at a restaurant on the water, fed my hamburger to the fishies and named all the fish (White Eyes, Sourcream Face, Scabs, Holy and Moley) I have a feeling those fish are now dead since we fed them fajitas, hamburgers, queso, chips and french fries. RIP fishies.
Oh yeah and I called Kristen's ('nother girl on trip) ex boyfriend and told him he has a gay voicemail (really it is so queer) and let him know he was going to have fat ugly babies. App. he cheated on her with a fat ugly chick. We also took a picture of our middle fingers and sent it to him just so we could get our point across. last night went to the astros game with miguel. It was awesome.
We sat 12 rows up from home plate. Clemens pitched.... but the game was sad. Cards scored 1 run in the 4th and we were down the whole game. The 'stros just weren't hitting. Bottom of the 9th everett? (or biggio... cant remember) knocks one and makes a single.
Then berkman hits one far and make it to 2nd i think... while whoever was on base scores a run!!!!! It was AWESOME. So now we are in the extra inning and Dotel is up pitching. OMG... he is such a wanker. He can't do anything right. he is 0-3 !!
He needs to move back to Triple A. Anyway, so he is pitching really bad. Gets guys on base and one of the Cards is on third and Dotel "Fakes" a throw to third, according to the ref. I didn't see any such thing (but i wouldnt let it by Dotel to do something retarded like that) and they let the Card go Home!! They score and are up 2-1. So we dont score any and LOSE IN THE 10TH INNING.
UGH! SO queer. But then mike asked the Astros game announcer man with the deep voice if he would record my voicemail for me... and HE DID! His name is Bob. Call my cell and listen to my outgoing message. It sounds soooooo movie-phonish... its funny.
Anyway a lot happened but that was the gist. Now I need to shower and kill myself because the Container Store emailed me and told me they dont have any positions available for ME.... maybe they are looking for old people who can't get real jobs. Bc everytime i go in there the employees are soccer moms or old men who can barely walk. Stupid Container Store... ill get a really cool job and show you!! I dont need your stupid store... full of .... containers. SO ha!
BETSY HOPE YOUR CRAMPS GET BETTER...... just take birth control and you will have big boobs. lol gf ttyl lylas roflmao. sue is home today... WOOOOOOHOOO! damn this ended up being kinda long. Sorry. Alloh. 
