  Quiznos: Mecca Of Sandwiches The Sandwiches are so good that I want to curl up next to one in bed and make sweet sweet love to it. Have you ever had a sandwich so good that you wanted to copulate with it? Probably not. But hey, like Joey, I enjoy sandwiches a great deal. It's kind of hard to follow sandwich fucking with anything relevant. My buddy Adam and I have been having a conversation, via email, for the past week and I thought I would share it with you.
It will show you the level we operate on and it will also probably disturb you a little bit, but if you're not used to that by now, then I suggest you re-read everything in the archives and reflect upon it. As per your request: Adam: "...by the way Nick, I had a really funny dream where I stuck your face in a boiling vat of cheese. Shoulda been there. (well, I guess you kinda were)" Nick: "Boiling vat of cheese? Are you mad at me? " Adam: "No, because in the dream it didn't sear your face or anything, just an amusing thing to do.
" Nick: "Amusing for whom? Did you ever read my blog the time I wrote about a dream I had with you? Here I'll give you a link: urlLink DREAM It's not a dirty dream, although it did upset me. This would have been February of this year. " Adam: "Damn, Dude! Next dream I have I'm wastin' your ass!
Of course I did have a dream once where I was Thanos and I killed everyone on the planet except a scientist (that I was planning on exploiting for knowledge), a fine blonde lady (that I was planning on exploiting for ass), and myself. I was wasting people right and left in very creative ways: axes, swords, pistols, machineguns, grenades, snapping necks, pulling out spines, crushing skulls, etc. Very long and exciting dream, since I had to kill nearly everyone. So I guess it would have involved killing you indirectly. " Nick: "I can only think of one person who would ever dream they were Thanos, and that person is you. You also realize that if you killed everyone except for the scientist and the blonde (and yourself, obviously) that you also killed The Hulk.
Also I think you would get bored after awhile with only a scientist and a girl to talk to. You killed the Hulk, you bastard. " Adam: "Oh contrare mon frare! Who do you think that scientist was? I never saw him hulk out, but I can believe. Oh by the way, later I killed the blonde by accident.
Fucked her to death. I kinda felt bad about that. " Unfortuantely that is where the conversation stopped, and I'm not sure that fucking someone to death is really the way to end a post, but I got nothing else for you. Thanos. *sigh* 
