  My God! It's Glorious! What up, peeps? Happy H-A-double L-O-double U-double E-N. Remember that song?
From elementary school? No? Must be me then. Anyway I've got a clever costume for this evening. I'm going as a fat guy (cha-ching! ) That way I'm sure to score with countless rich supermodels. Wait I'm confusing 'fat guy' with 'rich guy' again. I always do that. Damn my human brain! Anyway, please except this heartfelt apology for not blogging recently. I have been, uh, busy.
yeah. Listen, uh, if the feds call you, tell them I was with you from 8:15pm Tuesday until 9:49am this morning. As soon as Paco gets back from Tiajuana and T-Dog's plane comes in from Switzerland, we'll make it worth your while. Trust me. Oh shit! Someone's at the door, I have to go. 
