  I'm At A Loss. Seriously, I couldn't think of anything. Matter of fact I have been wholly unfunny the last couple days. I wonder if I need some vitamins or something. Part of one of my teeth fell out yesterday, it was really weird. I have some of those white fillings in my front teeth and it was part of one of those. It doesn't hurt but it looks funny.
I suppose I should go to the god damned dentist. I hate the dentist like I hate black licorice. Which is to say, a lot. But I hypothesize that it is a neccesary evil. Like satan. I mean, if there were no satan, then everyone would go to heaven and it would get all crowded and smell bad like Venice. Plus it would take some of the fun away from those off us who are going there. If everyone went to Heaven then I couldn't rub it in Grant's face when he was in hell getting his skin rendered from his body while Hamatula continually fuck his ass with their enormous barbed penis' and I was in Heaven getting a blowjob from Lucy Liu atop a bed made of money while Beethoven puts the whole thing to music.
A great loss, to be sure. WOTD!!!! solicitous \suh-LIS-uh-tuhs\, adjective: 1. Manifesting or expressing care or concern. 2. Full of anxiety or concern; apprehensive. 3. Extremely careful; meticulous. 4. Full of desire; eager. 
