  So, the British have found a urlLink way to keep miscreants out of their country. Hmmmm ... perhaps we could sure up our own borders by applying this idea. I can see it now ... "Yes, I want to come into your country. I want to come here to meet with others of my mind-set to pursue our agenda.
" "Whoa there towel-head ... first you gotta answer some questions to prove you an honest-ta-goodness Fine American, or at least you've searched the internet uh-nuff to figure dis here stuff out. " "Yes, sure. " "Okay ... lemme see ... hmmmm ... oh!
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I got one! Which state is about to elect a totally ass-kicking, RE-PUB-LICK-IN, Fine, Conservative, REAL AMERICAN, bodybuildin', cigar-smokin', movie-makin' Austrian as their gov'ner? " "Ummm ... California?! " "Hmmm ... that's pretty good there, camel-jockey. Now ... hmmm ... okay okay ... here's one: Who's prettier ... Shania Twain or Faith Hill?
" "What? " "Ha! Okay okay trick question ... just testin' ya. There's no wrong answer there, if'n ya know what uh mean *wink*". "Uh ... okay ..." "Okay ... final question before I let anyone darker than Bill Gates past our border. Ready? " "Yes I'm ready. " "Okay ... hmmm ... let's see ... nothin' more American than baseball ... so ... okay okay I got one: Name five starting players for the Detroit Tigers! " "What?
WHAT!? " "Ah-HA! I knowed you was one of them there terra-rists! No can do, no passie, understand? Back to the desert for your! By the way, what's yer name there dress-wearin' guy? " " urlLink Yusuf Islam ... and that's MY song they're playin' on the Muzak, jerkface! " Okay, so maybe it's not such a great idea. 
