  Insanely- long Quiz Time Don't blame me.  [ x]  name =  Graham Philip Richard Beverley (
Sounds like a register,  doesn't it?  [ x]  piercings =  None [
x]  tattoos =  None [ x]  height =  5'9"
ish [ x]  shoe size =  11/ 12 [ x]
 siblings =  Two half- sisters,  one half- brother.  All in their 30s [
LAST.  [ x]  movie you watched =  Brazil [ x]
 movie you bought =  Same again [ x]  song you listened to =  Django Reinhardt and Stefan Grapelli -  Sweet Georgia Brown [
x]  cd you bought =  No idea [ x]  cd you listened to =  One of my own compilation,
 full of Irish music.  [ x]  person you've called =  No idea [ x]
 person that's called you =  Ditto [ x]  tv show you've watched =  Airplane,  few nights ago [
DO.  [ x]  you have a crush on someone =  It's more than likely [ x]
 you wish you could live somewhere else =  Not really [ x]  you think about suicide =  Nope [ x]
 you believe in online dating =  Nah [ x]  others think you are attractive =  Well they're only human [ x]
 you want more piercings =  Nay [ x]  you like roller coasters =  Haven't been on one for 5 years at least [ x]
 you write in cursive or print =  Severely slanty illegible cursive,  even joining capitals out of laziness.  [ FOR OR AGAINST.  [
x]  long distance relationships =  I suppose so [ x]  using someone =  Generally against [
x]  suicide =  Against [ x]  people =  I've nothing against being on my own,
 but being in the company of friends is always useful.  Can't abide large crowds,  as they never move fast enough.  [ x]  smoking =
 Against [ x]  driving drunk =  The FUCK?  [ x]
 gay/ lesbian relationships =  Provided I'm not involved.  [ HAVE YOU.  [
x]  ever cried over a girl =  Not that I recall [ x]  ever cried over a boy =  Ditto [
x]  ever lied to someone =  Yes.  [ x]  ever been in a fist fight =
 Aye.  And a chair- fight.  [ WHAT.  [
x]  shampoo do you use =  Whatever I find on the side of the bath.  [ x]  shoes do you wear =
 Some old grey trainers that came from Oxfam about a year ago.  They're in dire need of replacement.  [ NUMBER.  [ x]
 of times I have been in love?  =  Never seriously [ x]  of times I have had my heart broken?  =
 Nada [ x]  of hearts I have broken?  =  Hearts,  none.
 I may have broken spirits,  however.  [ x]  of times my name has appeared in the paper?  =
 Few times,  mainly to do with being born,  or getting some award from school.  [ x]  things in my past that I regret?
 =  Not keeping in touch with friends when I left school [ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.  [ x]  pretty =
 No [ x]  funny =  Of course I do.  I mean,  someone has to [
x]  hot =  Well,  I'm sweating.  [ x]
 friendly =  To non- twats,  yes [ x]  amusing =
 You mean like a clown?  Here for your amusement?  [ x]  ugly =  Not really [
x]  loveable =  I'm too much of a cunt [ x]  caring =  In my professional-
bastard way [ x]  sweet =  Some would say [ x]  dorky =
 I'm not a dork,  I'm a geek!  [ FAVORITE.  [ x]
 5 letter word:  Avast [ x]  Actor/ actress:  Sean Bean,
 Robert Loggia,  Jonathan Pryce [ x]  Cartoon:  Sharky and George.  Yes [
x]  Cereal:  Good old fashioned Corn Flakes [ x]  Chewing gum:  Buh [
x]  Colour:  Bottle green [ x]  Day of the week:  Saturday [
x]  Least fave day:  Thursday,  too much shit to carry to college [ x]  Flower:
 White rose [ x]  Jelly flavour:  Green [ x]  Jewelry:
 Buh [ x]  Summer/ Winter:  Winter [ Person who last.
 ]  [ x]  Slept in your bed:  Me [ x]
 Yelled at you:  Some bitch on the bus yesterday [ x]  Sent you an email:  Amazon.  [
Have you ever.  ]  [ x]  Gone out in public in your pajamas:  Occasionally to identify constellations from the back yard.
 [ x]  Kept a secret from everyone:  Yes [ x]  Cried during a movie:
 I accidentally poked myself in the eye when watching Road to Perdition,  does that count?  [ x]  Planned your week based on the TV:  Don't think so [
x]  Wished you were another gender:  Another?  Why not " The other"  I'm worried now [
x]  What time is it now?  " Have you ever what time is it now?  What kind of sense does that make?  [
This or That?  [ x]  Apples or bananas?  Apples [ x]
 Blue or red?  Red [ x]  Walmart or target?  Buh?  [
x]  Spring or Autumn?  Autumn [ x]  What are you gonna do after you finish this?  Wait [
x]  What was the last meal you ate?  If you can call a packet of sausage rolls a meal.  [ x]  Are you bored?
 Natch [ x]  Last noise you heard?  Fans [ x]  Last smell you sniffed?
 Fresh air [ Friendship/ Love ]  [ x]  Do you believe in love at first sight?
 Yes [ x]  Do you want children one day &  if so,  how many?  Probably.
 I'd want a son,  as a matter of honour.  [ x]  Most important thing to you in a friendship is:  The ability to piss each other off and not take it to heart [
Other Info ]  [ x]  Criminal record?  The number of anarchic marches and protests I went on,  it wouldn't surprise me [
x]  Do you speak any other languages?  Few words of French,  German,  Spanish,  Italian,
 and fluent in Bollocks [ x]  Last book you read?  The War of the Worlds [ x]  something in your bedroom you like?
 My bed.  [ You]  [ x]  Nickname(
s)  Bev,  G,  Petrarch,  G Man ( don't ask)
 [ x]  How old do you look?  18ish [ x]  How old do you act?
 Anywhere between 10 and 80 [ x]  Glasses/ Contacts:  Neither [ x]
 Braces:  No [ x]  You get embarrassed:  Occasionally,  though I've learned to turn most situations to my advantage.
 [ x]  What makes you happy?  Being a smart- arse,  cheering people up,
 rousing Irish music,  finishing things I've spent ages on,  making folk laugh.  [ x]  What upsets you?
 Capitalism [ Finish the sentence:  ]  [ x]  I Love to:
 Feebly try and play along to things with me Uke [ x]  I Miss:  Friends from school who went to other colleges.  [ x]
 I Wish:  I knew what the fuck I wanted to do in life [ x]  I Hope:  To own a zoot- suit at some point.
 [ x]  I'm Annoyed at:  My lack of motivation in the face of impending exams.  [ x]
 I Want to be:  Able to afford a banjo [ x]  I Would Never:  Move to Wigan [ x]
 I Am Tired of:  Twats 
