  Behavioral Disorder Banana Bread Ingredients: a job like mine 2 overripe bananas 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp vanilla 1 stick margarine 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp baking powder 2 cups flour go to work and upon walking in the door have your coworker ask you go to the store to get marshmallows and margarine so that the three hugeass boxes of rice krispies in the kitchen can be put to some use before they get stale.
return from the store to discover that one of the residents has dumped all three boxes of rice krispies in the garbage for absolutely no reason. decide to make banana bread because the other residents are amped for some sort of baked good and there are about two dozen overripe bananas hanging around the kitchen. smash two bananas with a fork and add other ingredients more or less in the order stated above. pour banana batter into three little greased bread pans and bake at 350 for 30 minutes.
while bread is baking, run damage control around the rest of the house. remove pans from oven and place on counter to cool. continue to run damage control. return to the kitchen to discover that one of the residents (presumably the one responsible for the rice krispie incident from earlier) has decided to spread approximately 2 jars worth of peanut butter on top of the hot banana bread loaves.
ask resident why he has chosen to defile your banana bread in such a manner. chase fleeing resident outside and plead with him not to bang his head on the brick wall of the house. realize for the 239223rd time that you totally do not get paid enough to do this job. look at your watch, realize it's 3pm and you get to go home. leave the peanut butter and banana bread mess for the people working the next shift. 
