  Yemmy Winta Fries on Fieyah *  Bag of frozen French Fries ( any cut)  *  Chili Powder *  Garlic Powder *
 Salt &  Pepper *  Bag Shredded Cheese ( Mexican or Cheddar or Whatever)  *  12-
pack Winter Ale ( Sam Adams or Pete's Wicked Winter)  *  30- pack Budweiser ( to leaven)
 *  Wild Turkey,  bottle *  bud,  bag *  paraphernalia (
as needed)  *  rocks,  firepit *  copious woods *  cigarettes,
 2 cartons *  house,  winter lake *  dog( s)  *
 friend( s)  ( volumize other ingredients as needed)  *  sexual partner(
s)  ( optional,  use only as directed)  Starting on a crisp December morning,  mix all ingredients and do not drive for 72 hrs.
