  tuna loser casserole ii or, i'm in a goddamn hurry and granola bars just aren't cutting it for dinner anymore first, you need one cup of minute rice and a cup of water. owning up to the fact that i have minute rice is embarrassing for me, so you should be proud of me for posting this. dump the rice and the water in a pyrex bowl. microwave for five minutes. use this time to look for your car keys.
when done, take the bowl out of the microwave and add: one can of cream of whatever soup one can of tuna. amazingly enough, i had no cans of tuna, but some of those somewhat less loser-like hermetically sealed foil envelopes of tuna that costs about twice as much, so i used one of those instead. stir the mess around until it looks somewhat uniform in consistency. insert fork, cover in saran wrap and take to work. 
