  Dinner at the office Must be between 9pm and 11pm 20 sugar packets 1 cup of terrible office coffee 15 mints from the secretary's jar down the hall who went home 4 hours ago and will never find out Miscellaneous foods left in office refrigerator. Drink terrible (but free! ) office coffee quickly. Eat sugar packets to erase the taste. Eat mints, 5 at a time, until nausea sets in. Then peruse the office fridge for food items that have been left and eat everything you can find. Laugh heartily. 
