  Gassy Station Buy Twinkies at gas station. They were on sale, right up near the register. Super Uptight Man is taking all day in line in front of you because he has to have a copy of the receipt in quadruplicate signed by baby jesus apparently, so you have plenty of impulse buy time. Eat Twinkie on walk from counter to car. Throw wrapper on ground by Super Uptight Man's car and burp directly AT him in defiance of his Uptightness. Rev your engine and yell SAYONARA FUCKER! as you squeal past him. Laugh hysterically and be glad Spring has sprung in your neck of the woods. 
