  A guest entry tonight from a fan called correa *************** thai monk soup *************** ingredients: - one packet of chicken or beef ramen - one sprig of fresh cilantro (yeah, i said sprig. so. ) - sesame oil and soy sauce (mini-packets will work) 1. ) follow ingredients on ramen (or ghetto noodle brand of choice), making sure to stir with a pair of questionable chopsticks you found in the sink.
the heat of the soup will kill any germs. also be sure to "test" one of the noodles and scold your mouth, otherwise you may actually enjoy the rest of the soup. 2. ) turn off the heat and add the rest of the ingredients, to taste. 3. ) serve in a bowl of some sort and eat with the aforementioned (still) questionable chopsticks. make a point of leaving your saucepan, bowl and chopsticks in the sink for someone else to wash. eventually. 
