  urlLink nerdy girl rebecca is a loser: Loser Sandwich The situation: You would make burritos if you could, but all you have is tortillas and a can of refried beans.
The cheese has gone bad to the point where you can't just cut off the moldy parts and use the rest and you've got no veggies that you're willing to touch at this point, even if it means getting them out of the refrigerator and into the trash where they rightfully belong. You are considering a call to HAZMAT as broccoli is surely not supposed to look like that. At least you think it was broccoli.
With the burrito plan down the drain, you decide to settle for a sandwich, but the bread is even moldier than the cheese, except for that baguette you purchased on a whim two weeks ago and never ate (hard as a rock). Also, you don't seem to have adequate sandwich fixin's available. Solution: Not to despair! You've got peanut butter, right? And tortillas. Spread peanut butter over half of a tortilla. Then it's just a matter of finding something complimentary to top off the peanut butter.
I prefer Cool Whip or, if it's available, some good, old fashioned honey. Other possibilities include syrup, jelly, and powdered sugar. If you're not in the mood for something sweet, consider ketchup or experiement with other condiments. Or, if you've just ended a relationship, you've probably got some chocolate syrup lying around, so you might as well just squeeze that out on top of the peanut butter. Fold tortilla in half and enjoy. 
