  urlLink Caitlin . Another guest loser with tuna: Drain 1 can chunk white tuna (because chunk light is too ghetto even for you) stir in 1 tablespoon mayo Stir in some dill weed and some black pepper (or 1 tablespoon relish if you prefer) toast 2 pieces bread turn on the broiler. spread tuna on toast, put a slice of american cheese on top (and a slice of tomato if you have one, but you're a cooking loser and you don't, so fuck the tomato) put a piece of tin foil on a baking sheet (so you don't have to wash anything) and put the toast-tuna-cheese on the tin foil and broil it for a few (2-3) minutes until the cheese melts, but watch it so it doesn't burn.
Voila. Loser dinner for 2. This is where you admit you don't have anybody to eat a tuna melt with, and so you give the second one to your dog, who will probably throw it back up on your livingroom rug at 2 in the morning. 
