  Guest loser urlLink andy has 2 recipes and a field trip. I have two recipes for you, but first, go to the store. Get a chunk of feta cheese (pre-crumbled if they have it), a tomato, some olive oil, some French or Italian bread, and some fresh parsley. Also buy some Yuengling, some chips, and some honey (if you don't already have these). The First Recipe: This is a good recipe that you can use to fake culinary sophistication. Dice your tomato (that means cut it up pretty small). Put the pieces in a cereal bowl. If you bought a chunk of feta that was about three times bigger than a zippo, cut half of it off and crumble it into the cereal bowl. It will crumble easily, so don't get carried away. Then get your parsley and tear a bunch of the leaves off.
Use something sharp to chop them up pretty small. Add these to the bowl, so that there are enough that you notice them, but not enough that there are too many. Slice the bread. Put it in the oven and toast it. Check it every minute or two to see if it's crisp. Take it out when it is. Drizzle a little olive oil on it. Go back to your cereal bowl and mix up the contents pretty good.
Then you put some on the bread and voila, an easy snack, or appetizer, or whatever. Takes about 5-10 minutes, not counting the grocery trip. The Second Recipe A fast easy snack for the loser with the munchies: tortilla chips and honey. Step 1: Put honey on chip Step 2: Eat Step 3: Wash down with beer Step 4: Repeat 
