  Last week, the household help at my parents' place had a day off work. Patti, my younger sister, was the designated cook. So here's the story... Patti's cooking pancakes in the kitchen. Maxine, my 8-yo-cousin (shouting from the dining room): Ate Patti nasaan na yun pancakes? (Where are my pancakes? ) Patti (flipping pancakes in the kitchen): Wait lang! Maxine (already hungry): Asan na yun pancakes?
(Where are the pancakes? ) Patti: Wait lang Maxine! Maxine: FASTER, SLUT!!! Patti freezes, dumbfounded. Mama and Jennie also stop what they're doing in surprise. Patti: Maxine, what did you say?!?!?! Maxine looks at the floor. Patti: Maxine, do you know what slut means?!?!?!?!!? Maxine keeps her chin down, quiet. Patti tries to control her anger, but tries to control her laughter at the same time. Patti: A slut is a prostitute!
(Patti rambles on what slut means) Maxine looks up and defiantly shouts: Hindi no! Ang ibig sabihin non animal na mabagal!!! (Of course not! It means it's a slow animal! ) Patti is quiet, then bursts out laughing. Patti: "Maxine, sloth yun! Hindi slut! Wala ka namang H eh. " ("Maxine, that's a sloth. Not slut! You didn't have an H.") Giggles burst all over the room from the girls. 
