  guest loser alhaji shaba muktar writes: I AM THE HEAD OF 5-MAN TASK FORCE SET BY THE NIGERIA GOVERNMENT TO TRACK AND SEEK THE FREEZING OF ALL FUNDS STOLEN AND--- Sorry about that. Wrong fanmail. I mean urlLink Mott Cromby wraps up meat and condiments. Rolled Lunchmeat Tortilla and Cheese Take a large flour tortilla. Put 4 or 5 slices of lunchmeat* on it. Slice up some Velveeta* into 1/4" thick rectangular hunks and place them in the center of the lunchmeat. Roll up the tortilla, placing the weight of it on the loose end, or flap, or whatever you want to call it, so that the whole thing stays rolled up. Place rolled tortilla on paper plate. Cover with another paper plate. Microwave for 1 min.
30 secs. or until Velveeta starts to ooze. Eat and stare blankly. * Lunchmeat is the crucial variable here. For a true loser snack, choose any obscure brand of bologna or olive loaf. For more refined palates, sliced roast beef or smoked turkey breast will suffice equally. * Cheese entails similar variability. For a more loser-ish snack, substitute any brand of processed Cheese Food "Singles. " For more refined palates, and kind of shrink- wrapped block cheese will suffice. 
