  Pasta and pyrotechnics from guest loser rupert: Heres one for first time cooking losers and can appear quite impressive in low light with loads of cheap red wine. .plus it shows youve made the effort. macaroni cheese cheese milk butter flour mustard macaroni type pasta Turn on the oven and leave it real high. Take a large oven proof bowl (one that can be put in the oven without melting) and leave it somewhere. Next make some white sauce put some flour and butter in a saucepan over a high heat untill it starts to burn all the time adding lots of milk and stiring.
Next take the big bowl and toss in any kind of pasta, toss in any kind of cheese, grate it if you want to and stir in the white sauce and stir it around with your fingers. Put two or three spoons of mustard or anything that tastes nice and stir it with your fingers. Put it in the oven until it catches fire. Finally sprinkle with pepper and serve. 
