  Shame Snack 1) Go to little sandwich shop in your building with the crazy bi-polar waitress lady. 2) Order whatever you think will make her the least mad. 3) Do not find ATM card. Freak out. 4) Have bi-polar lady give you the sandwich and tell you to "pay me when you find the card later". 5) Thank her, go back to work. 6) Completely forget about this episode for a good 2 weeks. 7) Suddenly remember, avoid first floor of your building all together. 8) Think about what a terrible person you are. 
