  Today's guest loser is urlLink Rosa from down under.  ( what the what is beetroot,  people?  Australian loser snack ingredients 1 jar of vegemite*  1 packet of lays ( original flavour)  butter or equivalent bread instructions take two pieces of bread,  butter both pieces of bread,  on one slice smear a small amount of vegemite ( beginners should use no more that a thumbnail size of the product)  heap the chips onto the bread and place the other piece of bread and smush together ( listen to that crunch)
 while eating your snack realise that you're both pathetic and sad and in addition you will also soon be fat take the rest of the snack to your bedroom and turn off lights/ draw curtains and sit on your bed in the dark listening to " the cure"  for the rest of the day.  * For those living outside of Australia consult your local drunk Australian ( backpacker hostels are often a good place to start)  to find your nearest vegemite stocked retailer Alternative dinner for your vegetarian daughter when you make hamburgers for everyone else ( aka salad sandwich)  ingredients hamburger bun a slice of cheese fried onions salad stuff ( lettuce,
 shredded carrot,  cucumber,  tomato etc)  a slice of canned beetroot instructions assemble sandwich as follows;
 bread,
 cheese,
 beetroot,
 salad,  tomato,  salt and pepper to taste,  fried onions,  then realise that you fried the onions on the grill AFTER you grilled the meat,  take them off and scrap away any residue ( what she doesnt know wont hurt her)  place the top on the bun and serve thanks alot mum!
