  tea by guest loser prak Boil one kettle of water. Once the water is hot pour into a tea pot containing one of your favorite tea bags. Wander off and forget you did this. Only return once the pot is completely cold. Microwave tea pot to reheat it.
(About ten minutes) Wander off to bed at some point before hearing the beep. Wake in the morning thinking about how nice a cup of tea would be. Wonder where the pot ran off to. Sometime around lunch realize what happened and nuke tea again. Forget while reading book. (Television, video games, or wandering off with friends also will work) In the late evening, while trying to procrastinate something (your choice here, personally I like school work but anything would work,) think about making a cup of tea.
Realize how sad your life is that tea has become a day and a half long ordeal. Nuke tea. While waiting for tea to heat start writing about this process and only at the end realize your tea finished a number of minutes ago and now is very likely well on its way to being cold again. 
