  hors d'orks Open tin of Appel herring in dijon sauce. Dig out some small pieces with a fork. Place on water crackers. Arrange on 1/3 of the largest plate you own. Peel clementine. Arrange the wee wedges on another 1/3 of said plate. Retrieve handful of Girl Scout cookies from freezer. Can you guess where they go? Open bottle of Hollandia. Watch L&O:SVU. 
