  use 1/ 4 lbs regular ground beef 1/ 4 onion 1 egg no bread crumbs cause u suck worcesteseshire sauce if you are a hoity toity rich folk some other spicy shit if you are a high priced hollywood whore spicy buns from the store,  toasted on the oven rack like a true professional add all the shit except the buns into the only bowl you have which is actually a tupper ware container sit around drinking beer patty the shit and throw it into a frying pan cook the shit eatit on a bun with cheese,
 wow aren't you feeling good now?  full stomach for beer.  EXCEPT YOU FORGOT BREAD CRUMBS CAUSE YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU CAN'T EVEN HARDEN BREAD RIGHT BECAUS EYOU LEAVE IT IN THE BAG FUCKING GAY FUCKER.  Later on you find Crunchy M& M's in your poket from the greasy british candy shop and you eat them,  while playing BF1942,  wonderng if they are different from Canadian M& M crispys and thinking you paid at least 10cents more for them so they better be 
