  pie and mako's stoner fries you will need the following: potatoes (three i think) some sort of oil or other lubricant one package of mccormick oven potato fries seasoning wake up at 7am (after falling into a pot-induced stupor at 8pm the following evening) to sounds of the girl chopping up potatoes in the kitchen. get up, smoke bowl. wander out to the kitchen and read the back of the potato seasoning packet carefully. preheat the oven to 400 degrees and grease up the bottom of some sort of pan (we used glass but i think metal would work as well). throw the potato strips into a plastic bag or large bowl. giggle at mention of the word 'bowl' on mccormick seasoning packet.
shake or stir potatoes around until they are coated with the seasoning. empty potatoes into the pan and bake for 30 minutes. check potatoes and find them to be undercooked. agree strongly with your cooking patner's stoner epiphany to add shredded cheese to potatoes. bake for another ten minutes (i meant the potatoes, stoner). eat cheesy fries with ketchup. best. breakfast. ever. 
