  Procrastination Scrambled Eggs You will need: Eggs Real Butter Heavy Cream A Pot A Metal Bowl larger than the pot Think about what work will be like today. It's going to be hell. Decide to make eggs instead of getting to work on time. Fill the pot with about an inch of water and bring to boil.
You being a little late is not going to kill the company. Put an oven mitt on your non-dominant hand and put the bowl over the pot. There should be some room for steam. Dump 3 or 4 eggs into the bowl with a pat of butter (1 Tbsp), about a tablespoon of heavy cream, and a pinch of salt. Whisk constantly while holding the bowl. Think of how cold it is outside and how miserable your commute is going to be.
Scrape the edges of the bowl with the whisk and continue whisking for a few minutes until the eggs reach desired consistency. Put eggs on a roll, toast, or english muffin. Watch cartoons and think about what would happen if you never went to work again. Contemplate going back to sleep. Eventually decide to go to work but feel all warm on your way. 
