  slightly less retarded hamburgers ground beef (of any sort, you can go cheap or fancy, depends on how big of a loser you really are. the measure of a man! ) egg bread crumbs onion worcesteshire sauce mofo. the word mofo buns put that in a bowl, like you know you can. mofo. fry it up, without oil because you are a bastard who forgets to buy things. curse yourself for walking to the grocery store in the snow, and coming back without oil mmmmm. meat. cackle at the vegans. 
