  Thickly sliced Wheat Berry bread, baked a few days previously in the bread machine. Thin layer of mayonnaise, Hellman's. Consider slicing tomato, but it's so late, and you've been working so hard, and there's nothing quite so annoying as gluey gooey little tomato guts spooged all over a plate, so you just go with lettuce as the vegetable. It's iceberg lettuce, but come on, the crispy cold wateriness of it just makes the sandwich, you know? Romaine and other greens usually just serve to make the sandwich feel dryer and more unwieldly, no matter how much healthier it is. Anyway. Bread, mayo, lettuce. Now, open the vacuum-sealed re-sealable package of lean turkey cold cuts, and lay several slices (as they are very thin) over the lettuce.
Press it all together into this lush-looking cheap sandwich, and tie it up in a plastic bag. Add to the lunch bag one cup of chocolate pudding, as well as the tangerine your girlfriend was going to leave on the table at Clarke's, but you took it because, well, waste not, want not. And it was a pretty little tangerine, and you so need your vitamin C and all. Munch happily by the cold windows in the lunch area, taking a few meditative minutes to really peel that tangerine carefully, as its skin is so much thinner than your run-of-the-mill oranges. 
