  fish and laundry throw an undetermined amount of fish sticks onto a cookie sheet and put them into a preheated oven. run upstairs to the washing machine to transfer laundry from the washer to the dryer. discover unfamiliar person unloading your stuff out of the washing machine for you. drop quarters due to shock of some complete stranger fondling your underthings. curse and retrieve quarters from under the dryer. curse and retrieve underwear from stranger. throw laundry in the dryer and go back downstairs, where the fish sticks await.
rummage around the fridge and discover that you indeed have a jar of tartar sauce, but it expired in may of 2002. throw jar away and check label on the jar of mayonnaise. having passed inspection, spoon a glop of mayo in a small dish and add a ton of dill weed. stir and use as some sort of fish stick dipping sauce. 
