  2 Day Old Cole Slaw portion old cole slaw salt & pepper tap water tequila 12-pack beer hit snooze. finally wake up 7:45 a.m. turn on t.v. to keep the bad thoughts away. turn it up loud. open fridge.
take out cole slaw, sniff. think, it could be OK. drink a couple glasses of tap water to keep your remaining electrolytes vital. slug tequila directly from bottle. slug again. ah. salt & pepper the shit out of that old cole slaw. munch. wish for fried chicken. crack a beer, champion. happy breakfast. get on the phone now. call any and all of your similarly unemployed, 'head friends. where there's a will there's a way. 
