  From urlLink Kurt : Cooking Loser Ramen a.k.a. Male Bachelor Ramen: 1: Place package of dry ramen on counter. 2: Crush noodles with fist, taking care not to pop open the bag and scatter your potential meal. 3: open package and remove seasoning packet 4: open seasoning packet, and dump onto ramen crumbs 5: close package and shake to distrubute seasoning 6: Consume with fingers, while standing over sink, wash down with beer.
actually, this was what I, and my friends used to eat for recess when we were in the third grade also this: Mom is looking in the kitchen cupboards: Mom: "What happened to all the Jello? " Myself: "I ate it" Mom closes door looks incredulously at myself Mom: "You ate it? " Myself: "I ate it for recess snack" Mom: "Who made it? " Myself: "No one, we just ate it" Mom: "You just ate it right out of the box!? " Myself: "uh huh" Mom: "well, don't do that anymore" 
