  One. We have a winner in the Be The First Stranger To Recognize Jake From His Blog contest! Sunday night at Sidetrack, a cute boy walked up to me and asked me how urlLink Red Shirt was doing. Seems he's been reading this thing for a while and he recognized me from my picture. How cool is that? He also said he's starting his own blog. He said he'd email me the link -- and I said I'd pass it along to you, faithful readers -- when he felt he had enough posts to warrant sharing. So if you're the cute boy and you're reading this (and I hope you are), get typing! Two. It seems there's a cute gay guy in Colorado who got fag bashed outside a gay bar, and when the paramedics found his digital camera on him, they used it to take urlLink pictures of his genitals while he was unconscious.
So he's suing. Stupid paramedics. Smart gay guy. Three. I painted my bathroom naked this weekend. One reason: because I didn't feel like digging out my painting clothes. Better reason: because I can. It's just one of the many, many exciting benefits of being single and living alone. Sigh. I need a boyfriend. 
