  A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, pirate! You've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly. " The pirate says, "Aargh! It's drivin' me nuts! " * * * * * ADDENDUM: Bill threw a hissy fit when he saw I posted this joke as if it were mine. So let me set the record straight (as it were): I got this joke from BILL. He likes pirates. 
